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100 Things about me revised cause I have changed a bit..

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 02:36:16 +0100

1. I love dying my hair. I love changing. It's well good.
2. I hate it when someone gets a REALLY bad photo of me then wacks it on FaceBook. Ergh!
3. One of my so called 'mates' actually makes me feel sick when I see him.
4. I take about half an hour to get my hair how I want it.
5. I like having black hair. It makes my eyes stand out.
6. I absolutely HATE with a massive fuck off passion when people bite their spoon/fork. WHY? IT'S HORRIBLE!
7. I also hate when people snot gobble. Go blow your fucking nose lazy arse.
8. It makes me so angry when people drink really loudly. It's manners. SHH!
9. I hate people touching my hair. It's mine. Fuck off and leave it alone.
10. I used to have a scarily random obsession with My Chem.
11. I don't want to go to college, call it lack of ambition, I call it fear of people.
12. I don't drink much.
13. I have a strange attraction to Spider from the Mighty Boosh
14. If you've pissed me off. You'll know. I will just not talk to you.
15. I loooove Comedians like Russell Brand, Bill Bailey, Simon Amstell, Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt.
16. I hate borrowing people's clothes and people borrowing mine.
17. I do a lot of art and drawings.
18. I can't wait until I move house next month.
19. I can sleep any time during the day but at night I find it hard to nod off.
20. I love ancient Egypt stuff.
21. I hate fights.
22. I take a lot of time choosing what I wear.
23. I wish there was a TopShop and a Primark near here.
24. I take the piss out of everything don't take it badly.
25. I talk bollocks. But usually I am right about what I said.
26. I wish I wasn't so ridiculous.
27. I hate chavs quite a lot. They annoy me.
28. I do accents quite well.
29. I don't understand vegetarians and vegans. It's human nature to eat meat.
30. I would love some new cowboy boots please. *hint hint*
31. I would love to have my own TV show.
32. I love almost EVERY BBC Comedy show.
33. I would love to sing in an electro band. It would be so awesome.
34. I used to want Hayley William's hair.
35. I LOVE being British.
36. I want to live in London.
37. I have a strange sense of humour. It's silly.
38. Youtube is my favourite website.
39. I change the way I talk, I can sound posh/common or have a slight cockney accent. I don't live anywhere near london.
40. I used to collect band t-shirts.
41. I was once up all night till 5:30AM playing Sims.
42. I am amazed at how fast my hair grows.
43. I always talk about things that interest me at the time.
44. I have already been evicted from my house. I'm only 17.
45. I like animal print blankets.
46. I love decorating and can't wait to do my new room.
47. I am interested in the Supernatural
48. I have my tarot cards read occasionally. And I can read them too.
49. I cry at silly things.
50. I hate being hurt and if anyone makes a remark about what I look like I cry. I'm quite pathetic really.
51. I hate not having the internet.
52. My school recomended to my mum I needed therapy.
53. I hate people meddling in my life.
54. I hate myself a lot of the time.
55. I love the colour of my eyes.
56. I need a job.
57. I am apparently going to college. I hate college a lot.
58. I live in skinny jeans.
59. If someone says I'm fat, I feel a failure. They say it quite a lot.
60. I need some confidence in myself.
61. I like cleaning anyone elses house except my own.
62. I like it when I can sit and sing to myself.
63. I hate running out of shampoo and conditioner.
64. I don't speak much if I meet new people. First impressions you know. Mine are never that good.
65. I can forgive very easily.
66. I need a drink.
67. I like dressing up like something from the 80's.
68. I think Russell Brand and Noel Fielding are very hot.
69. I still finally managed to read My Booky Wook.
70. I would love to go to one of his shows.
71. I am very much into elecro and punk music. I think it's amazing.
72. I think Julian Barratt's funnier than Noel Fielding.
73. I still don't believe Angel is dead really.
74. I like the word bollocks.
75. I think traditional jokes are boring.
76. I hate not having battery on my phone.
77. I hate having dirty hair.
78. I am really scared of deep//dark water. I get panic/anxiety attacks.
79. I hate bridges that look weak.
80. I had a panic attack because I though a rock was going to fall on me in Marle Hall.
81. I wish I could have an amazing nightlife.
82. I love The Mighty Boosh and I saw the live show on the 22nd December at the NIA.
83. I can't sleep with anything on my feet like socks.
84. I can't sleep in normal clothes, I have to wear pj's.
85. I'm a very shy person.
86. I need reassurance that my parents love me.
87. I like bright coloured trousers with a band t-shirt.
88. I like stripes and polka dots. And silver sequins.
89. I think college is overrated around here.
90. I rarely have breakfast. It's not nice unless it's eaten at dinner time.
91. I hate people that can't speak in normal english.
92. I love oranges.
93. I get frustrated if people don't speak properly.
94. I can play the keyboard and have an awesome bass guitar. That I can't play cause it's in storage.
95. I eat boiled egg and soldiers a lot.
96. I used to think Mikey Way's wife was amazing. She's a twat really.
97. Mushrooms, onions and tomatoes make me feel sick. Err.
98. I hate being stared at. It makes me feel nervous.
99. I love horses.
100. I can't stand not wearing makeup out.

xDeex

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A bit of Everything.

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:15:35 +0100

Kate's dad said something really really random when he was taking us to Tesco's earlier..

Kate "Are you okay?"
Me "Yeah I'm good. Cheers."
Kev "An ant bit me on the neck today.."
Me and Kate stop talking and stare at him.
Kev"..It really hurt I pulled it off and I stood on it. I pulled it apart. I'm not ready for a relationship with an ant. I'm not gay I don't need an ant giving me a hickey. A lovebite..."
At that I burst out laughing. It reminded me of something on The Mighty Boosh for some reason. Probably cause it was so so so random.

Mind you. This man talks like he's perma-stoned. That made it extra funny.

Well I went to hers today after we did the shopping.

I watched Pirates of the Carribean. the last one. AND OOOOOOF! Sparrow man. Yum..
He's fit in eyeliner.

I have a thing for them.. Men with guyliner. Well there's Johnny Depp. Noel Fielding, Frank Iero, Russell Brand. I can't think of any more. I am knackered.

Right yeah back to Kate's house. She's got a really scary pic of her nephews, one's got a weird eye and the other's got REALLY scary teeth. They are so greedy also. I stayed with her all last week and those kids came over and ate half of the shopping we bought to last the week. So all we had to live on was eggs, bread, oven chips, fish fingers and cups of tea. We ran out of sketty hoops pretty early into the week.
Right so we had a random time dossing, whilst occasionally cleaning a lot. After watching Most haunted one night, we ripped the piss out of Derek Acorah or whatevs his name is. She was waving a pillow about saying "GO HOME!" in a growly voice, so her dog jumped on the sofa and pissed all on it cause he was scared of her. I'd never moved so fast. I grabbed the Sky remote and the telly remote and said "We don't want dog piss on these. No chance of turning the telly over then." After we cleaned it I sat and laughed for ages at her.

The dog then pissed all over the kitchen floor twice in an hour. It's not like it's a little bit either. LOADS AND LOADS! Cause he's on these tablets that make him a bit dehydrated so he drinks like 5 bowls of water a day. And we have to feed like her billion animals in the fooking freezing mornings. Well there's not that many but it feels like it when you're stood in a t-shirt, pj bottoms and cowboy boots when it's like -2 and you're holding a bottle of water at like the same degree. Too early I say.

I'm sure loads of people would agree with me on that.

I slept at nats last night. It was quite fun, we played a game she made up. We had a bowl of random flavoured jelly beans but I mean like random flavours. I made her eat 3 popcorn ones. THEY WERE VILE! She was almost sick, that was funny until I had to eat coffee ones. Err. I could taste them all night.

There's this well random film on.. It;s more random than Beetlejuice. Something about sand-serpents... Tremors I think it's called.

Well I'm bored now.

Laters.

xDeex

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Rest in Peace Angel Romero-Booker. 27th June 2007.

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:25:05 +0200

It's been a year and it still hasn't sunk in.
I hope you're in no more pain, and your soul is complete.

I'm sorry I couldn't go to your service at the school, I just didn't feel it right.

I hope you weren't in pain before you left us, but only the best go. You were an amazing boy with a beautiful soul and I miss you so much, words cannot express how much it hurt everyone for you to go.

I love you man, I just wish I could have told you when I had the chance.

xDeex
xxxxx

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It's been a while..

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:11:04 +0200

I've been on holiday all last week..
Woolacombe Bay holiday parks..Comin' atcha.
I've been there a couple of times and this time I went with my family and my mum's sister, her husband and my two cousins, whom I shared a caravan with. NO problem there..

The problem is.. What's the fascination with following a few boys round an arcade? And dressing up like tarts everynight? They didn't even get a shag or anything else out of it.
They weren't even good looking. AND I DIDN'T WIN BINGO!
ARGH!
The weather was completely shit also. all rainy and windy. and it was missions to the shower block and the toilet block was RANK! Shit and piss everywhere. Minging.

Anyway..
I'm trying to download 'We're in the Music Biz' at the moment. Taking fucking ages. The Tears vid came out today. I haven't seen it yet tho. Pain in the ass.

I've run out of words tonight.

Byezz

xDeex

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100 Facts About Me.

Fri, 23 May 2008 01:13:15 +0200

1.I hate people spelling my actual name wrong, Dee's not a hard one to spell.
2. I hate it when people take photo's of me when I am not expecting it.
3. I have many gay mates and homophobes really fuck me off.
4. I take a very long time to get my hair the way I want.
5. I change my style so much.
6. I used to have a scary obsession with MCR
7. I get annoyed really easily.
8. I hate people touching my hair. It;s mine, leave it alone.
9. I keep myself to myself.
10. I keep my opinions to myself unless you hurt me then I blurt them out purposely to hurt you.
11. I hate college with a passion.
12. I don't drink.
13. I have a strange attraction to Spider from the Mighty Boosh
14. I am very sly if you've annoyed me. I will make it look like I like you then drop the bomb.
15. I don't like arrogant people that think they are famous when they're not.
16. I hate borrowing people's clothes and people borrowing mine.
17. I do a lot of art that no one in my friend group knows I do.
18. I wish I didn't have to move house again this year
19. I can't sleep until after 2AM
20. I love ancient Egypt stuff.
21. I hate fights unless I am participating in one.
22. I take a lot of time choosing what I wear.
23. I wish there was a TopShop and a Primark near here.
24. I was taught to walk again after I broke my leg.
25. I talk bollocks.
26. I wish I wasn't so rubbish.
27. I hate chavs so much.
28. I do accents quite well.
29. I don't understand vegetarians and vegans.
30. I would love some new cowboy boots please. *hint hint*
31. I would love to have my own TV show.
32. I love almost EVERY BBC Comedy show.
33. I would love to sing in an electro band
34. I used to want Hayley William's hair.
35. I LOVE being British.
36. I want to live in London.
37. I have a strange sense of humour. It's silly.
38. Youtube is my favourite website.
39. I change the way I talk, I can sound posh/common or have a slight cockney accent.
40. I used to collect band t-shirts.
41. I was once up all night till 5:30AM playing Sims.
42. I dye my hair all the time and am amazed at how fast it grows.
43. I always talk about things that interest me at the time.
44. I have already been evicted from my house.
45. I like animal print blankets.
46. I love decorating and can't wait to do my new room.
47. I am interested with the Supernatural
48. I have my tarot cards read occasionally.
49. I cry at silly things.
50. I hate being hurt and if anyone makes a remark about what I look like I cry.
51. I hate not having the internet.
52. My school recomended to my mum I needed therapy.
53. I have some scars I'm not proud of.
54. I hate myself a lot of the time.
55. I love the colour of my eyes.
56. I need a job.
57. I am apparently going to college.
58. I live in skinny jeans.
59. If someone says I'm fat, I feel a failure.
60. I need some confidence in myself.
61. I like cleaning anyone elses house except my own.
62. I like it when I can sit and sing to myself.
63. I hate running out of shampoo and conditioner.
64. I don't speak much if I meet new people.
65. I can hold a grudge for a very long time.
66. I need therapy.
67. I like dressing up like something from the 80's.
68. I think Russell Brand is very hot.
69. I still haven't managed to read his book.
70. I would love to go to one of his shows.
71. I am very much into elecro and punk music. I think it's amazing.
72. I think Julian Barratt's funnier than Noel Fielding.
73. I still don't want to believe Noel is 35.
74. I like the word bollocks.
75. I think traditional jokes are boring.
76. I hate not having battery on my phone.
77. I hate having dirty hair.
78. I am really scared of deep//dark water
79. I hate bridges that look weak.
80. I had a panic attack because I though a rock was going to fall on me in Marle Hall.
81. I wish I could have an amazing nightlife.
82. I love The Mighty Boosh and am seeing the live show later this year.
83. I can't sleep with anything on my feet like socks.
84. I can't sleep in normal clothes, I have to wear pj's.
85. I'm a very shy person.
86. I need reassurance that my parents love me.
87. I like bright coloured trousers with a band t-shirt.
88. I like stripes and polka dots.
89. I think college is overrated around here.
90. I rarely have breakfash.
91. I hate people that can't speak in normal english.
92. I love ribena.
93. I get frustrated if people don't speak properly.
94. I can play the keyboard and have an awesome bass guiar.
95. I eat boiled egg and soldiers a lot.
96. I used to think Mikey Way's wife was amazing.
97. Mushrooms, onions and tomatoes make me feel sick.
98. I hate being stared at.
99. I love horses.
100. I can't stand not getting revenge on someone.

That's about it.
xDeex

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All diff crap.

Thu, 22 May 2008 23:15:07 +0200

I want to see Robots in Disguise and I can't because I'm on holiday.

That reminds me, I still have to sort everything out for it.
My cousin met the Blackout last night, what a cock. I reckon the Blackout are shit anyways.

I'm also wishing Noel Fielding from The Mighty Boosh a happy birthday for yesterday and all that. Hope he had a good one. (Y)

I'm going to see The Mighty Boosh in December, it's going to be awesome and that. I have to dress up apparently, but I always look like a 1980's throwback so I don't reckon I do.

Something that REALLY annoys me is people pretending to be drunk... What's the point in that? Actually get fucking drunk instead of acting like a complete prick and hurting everyone you see with spiteful remarks about what they look like, been there, been on the end of those harsh words, I tell you it's really not nice. I don't drink anymore cause of how violent I get, well I really wished I was drunk at that time cause I would have broken his face. Oh well, over and done with now, past and all that. I'll get over it.

"I'm hit... And you're it." Fucking love that song. Haha.

Well that's the rant bit over. I'm still thinking of doing a proper blog now. I'll do it tomorrow instead..

xDeex

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Just a quick first one.

Mon, 19 May 2008 01:25:59 +0200

So I have these friends...

They're dating, and have been on and off for about 2 years. Recently he's not been letting her come and see her friends and they've become like hermits, he wont let her drink or smoke anymore unless he's with her watching every move she makes.
Recently I have been told that he's been hitting her and I have been told that he's hit her before and bruised her. And cause I was her best friend he's tried to hit me too, but I wouldn;t let him hurt me the way he does her. Even though he has reduced me to tears a couple of times. He has even pinned her by her neck to a wall cause she wanted to come and meet me for a chat. Now I never see her anymore and really would like to with out him being there cause I sometimes fear for her safety and stuff, he's vile and horrible but she wont see that cause she's so 'in love' with him.

Could anyone be able to give any advice on how I would be able to get the message through to her without her actually being beaten black and blue?

xDeex

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