Kate's dad said something really really random when he was taking us to Tesco's earlier..

Kate "Are you okay?"
Me "Yeah I'm good. Cheers."
Kev "An ant bit me on the neck today.."
Me and Kate stop talking and stare at him.
Kev"..It really hurt I pulled it off and I stood on it. I pulled it apart. I'm not ready for a relationship with an ant. I'm not gay I don't need an ant giving me a hickey. A lovebite..."
At that I burst out laughing. It reminded me of something on The Mighty Boosh for some reason. Probably cause it was so so so random.

Mind you. This man talks like he's perma-stoned. That made it extra funny.

Well I went to hers today after we did the shopping.

I watched Pirates of the Carribean. the last one. AND OOOOOOF! Sparrow man. Yum..
He's fit in eyeliner.

I have a thing for them.. Men with guyliner. Well there's Johnny Depp. Noel Fielding, Frank Iero, Russell Brand. I can't think of any more. I am knackered.

Right yeah back to Kate's house. She's got a really scary pic of her nephews, one's got a weird eye and the other's got REALLY scary teeth. They are so greedy also. I stayed with her all last week and those kids came over and ate half of the shopping we bought to last the week. So all we had to live on was eggs, bread, oven chips, fish fingers and cups of tea. We ran out of sketty hoops pretty early into the week.
Right so we had a random time dossing, whilst occasionally cleaning a lot. After watching Most haunted one night, we ripped the piss out of Derek Acorah or whatevs his name is. She was waving a pillow about saying "GO HOME!" in a growly voice, so her dog jumped on the sofa and pissed all on it cause he was scared of her. I'd never moved so fast. I grabbed the Sky remote and the telly remote and said "We don't want dog piss on these. No chance of turning the telly over then." After we cleaned it I sat and laughed for ages at her.

The dog then pissed all over the kitchen floor twice in an hour. It's not like it's a little bit either. LOADS AND LOADS! Cause he's on these tablets that make him a bit dehydrated so he drinks like 5 bowls of water a day. And we have to feed like her billion animals in the fooking freezing mornings. Well there's not that many but it feels like it when you're stood in a t-shirt, pj bottoms and cowboy boots when it's like -2 and you're holding a bottle of water at like the same degree. Too early I say.

I'm sure loads of people would agree with me on that.

I slept at nats last night. It was quite fun, we played a game she made up. We had a bowl of random flavoured jelly beans but I mean like random flavours. I made her eat 3 popcorn ones. THEY WERE VILE! She was almost sick, that was funny until I had to eat coffee ones. Err. I could taste them all night.

There's this well random film on.. It;s more random than Beetlejuice. Something about sand-serpents... Tremors I think it's called.

Well I'm bored now.

Laters.

xDeex