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  • 100 Things about me revised cause I have changed a bit..

    1. I love dying my hair. I love changing. It's well good.
    2. I hate it when someone gets a REALLY bad photo of me then wacks it on FaceBook. Ergh!
    3. One of my so called 'mates' actually makes me feel sick when I see him.
    4. I take about half an hour to get my hair how I want it.
    5. I like having black hair. It makes my eyes stand out.
    6. I absolutely HATE with a massive fuck off passion when people bite their spoon/fork. WHY? IT'S HORRIBLE!
    7. I also hate when people snot gobble. Go blow your fucking nose lazy arse.
    8. It makes me so angry when people drink really loudly. It's manners. SHH!
    9. I hate people touching my hair. It's mine. Fuck off and leave it alone.
    10. I used to have a scarily random obsession with My Chem.
    11. I don't want to go to college, call it lack of ambition, I call it fear of people.
    12. I don't drink much.
    13. I have a strange attraction to Spider from the Mighty Boosh
    14. If you've pissed me off. You'll know. I will just not talk to you.
    15. I loooove Comedians like Russell Brand, Bill Bailey, Simon Amstell, Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt.
    16. I hate borrowing people's clothes and people borrowing mine.
    17. I do a lot of art and drawings.
    18. I can't wait until I move house next month.
    19. I can sleep any time during the day but at night I find it hard to nod off.
    20. I love ancient Egypt stuff.
    21. I hate fights.
    22. I take a lot of time choosing what I wear.
    23. I wish there was a TopShop and a Primark near here.
    24. I take the piss out of everything don't take it badly.
    25. I talk bollocks. But usually I am right about what I said.
    26. I wish I wasn't so ridiculous.
    27. I hate chavs quite a lot. They annoy me.
    28. I do accents quite well.
    29. I don't understand vegetarians and vegans. It's human nature to eat meat.
    30. I would love some new cowboy boots please. *hint hint*
    31. I would love to have my own TV show.
    32. I love almost EVERY BBC Comedy show.
    33. I would love to sing in an electro band. It would be so awesome.
    34. I used to want Hayley William's hair.
    35. I LOVE being British.
    36. I want to live in London.
    37. I have a strange sense of humour. It's silly.
    38. Youtube is my favourite website.
    39. I change the way I talk, I can sound posh/common or have a slight cockney accent. I don't live anywhere near london.
    40. I used to collect band t-shirts.
    41. I was once up all night till 5:30AM playing Sims.
    42. I am amazed at how fast my hair grows.
    43. I always talk about things that interest me at the time.
    44. I have already been evicted from my house. I'm only 17.
    45. I like animal print blankets.
    46. I love decorating and can't wait to do my new room.
    47. I am interested in the Supernatural
    48. I have my tarot cards read occasionally. And I can read them too.
    49. I cry at silly things.
    50. I hate being hurt and if anyone makes a remark about what I look like I cry. I'm quite pathetic really.
    51. I hate not having the internet.
    52. My school recomended to my mum I needed therapy.
    53. I hate people meddling in my life.
    54. I hate myself a lot of the time.
    55. I love the colour of my eyes.
    56. I need a job.
    57. I am apparently going to college. I hate college a lot.
    58. I live in skinny jeans.
    59. If someone says I'm fat, I feel a failure. They say it quite a lot.
    60. I need some confidence in myself.
    61. I like cleaning anyone elses house except my own.
    62. I like it when I can sit and sing to myself.
    63. I hate running out of shampoo and conditioner.
    64. I don't speak much if I meet new people. First impressions you know. Mine are never that good.
    65. I can forgive very easily.
    66. I need a drink.
    67. I like dressing up like something from the 80's.
    68. I think Russell Brand and Noel Fielding are very hot.
    69. I still finally managed to read My Booky Wook.
    70. I would love to go to one of his shows.
    71. I am very much into elecro and punk music. I think it's amazing.
    72. I think Julian Barratt's funnier than Noel Fielding.
    73. I still don't believe Angel is dead really.
    74. I like the word bollocks.
    75. I think traditional jokes are boring.
    76. I hate not having battery on my phone.
    77. I hate having dirty hair.
    78. I am really scared of deep//dark water. I get panic/anxiety attacks.
    79. I hate bridges that look weak.
    80. I had a panic attack because I though a rock was going to fall on me in Marle Hall.
    81. I wish I could have an amazing nightlife.
    82. I love The Mighty Boosh and I saw the live show on the 22nd December at the NIA.
    83. I can't sleep with anything on my feet like socks.
    84. I can't sleep in normal clothes, I have to wear pj's.
    85. I'm a very shy person.
    86. I need reassurance that my parents love me.
    87. I like bright coloured trousers with a band t-shirt.
    88. I like stripes and polka dots. And silver sequins.
    89. I think college is overrated around here.
    90. I rarely have breakfast. It's not nice unless it's eaten at dinner time.
    91. I hate people that can't speak in normal english.
    92. I love oranges.
    93. I get frustrated if people don't speak properly.
    94. I can play the keyboard and have an awesome bass guitar. That I can't play cause it's in storage.
    95. I eat boiled egg and soldiers a lot.
    96. I used to think Mikey Way's wife was amazing. She's a twat really.
    97. Mushrooms, onions and tomatoes make me feel sick. Err.
    98. I hate being stared at. It makes me feel nervous.
    99. I love horses.
    100. I can't stand not wearing makeup out.

    xDeex

  • A bit of Everything.

    Kate's dad said something really really random when he was taking us to Tesco's earlier..

    Kate "Are you okay?"
    Me "Yeah I'm good. Cheers."
    Kev "An ant bit me on the neck today.."
    Me and Kate stop talking and stare at him.
    Kev"..It really hurt I pulled it off and I stood on it. I pulled it apart. I'm not ready for a relationship with an ant. I'm not gay I don't need an ant giving me a hickey. A lovebite..."
    At that I burst out laughing. It reminded me of something on The Mighty Boosh for some reason. Probably cause it was so so so random.

    Mind you. This man talks like he's perma-stoned. That made it extra funny.

    Well I went to hers today after we did the shopping.

    I watched Pirates of the Carribean. the last one. AND OOOOOOF! Sparrow man. Yum..
    He's fit in eyeliner.

    I have a thing for them.. Men with guyliner. Well there's Johnny Depp. Noel Fielding, Frank Iero, Russell Brand. I can't think of any more. I am knackered.

    Right yeah back to Kate's house. She's got a really scary pic of her nephews, one's got a weird eye and the other's got REALLY scary teeth. They are so greedy also. I stayed with her all last week and those kids came over and ate half of the shopping we bought to last the week. So all we had to live on was eggs, bread, oven chips, fish fingers and cups of tea. We ran out of sketty hoops pretty early into the week.
    Right so we had a random time dossing, whilst occasionally cleaning a lot. After watching Most haunted one night, we ripped the piss out of Derek Acorah or whatevs his name is. She was waving a pillow about saying "GO HOME!" in a growly voice, so her dog jumped on the sofa and pissed all on it cause he was scared of her. I'd never moved so fast. I grabbed the Sky remote and the telly remote and said "We don't want dog piss on these. No chance of turning the telly over then." After we cleaned it I sat and laughed for ages at her.

    The dog then pissed all over the kitchen floor twice in an hour. It's not like it's a little bit either. LOADS AND LOADS! Cause he's on these tablets that make him a bit dehydrated so he drinks like 5 bowls of water a day. And we have to feed like her billion animals in the fooking freezing mornings. Well there's not that many but it feels like it when you're stood in a t-shirt, pj bottoms and cowboy boots when it's like -2 and you're holding a bottle of water at like the same degree. Too early I say.

    I'm sure loads of people would agree with me on that.

    I slept at nats last night. It was quite fun, we played a game she made up. We had a bowl of random flavoured jelly beans but I mean like random flavours. I made her eat 3 popcorn ones. THEY WERE VILE! She was almost sick, that was funny until I had to eat coffee ones. Err. I could taste them all night.

    There's this well random film on.. It;s more random than Beetlejuice. Something about sand-serpents... Tremors I think it's called.

    Well I'm bored now.

    Laters.

    xDeex

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